emmugh:

everyone calls it nightblogging but really it’s the australians

Alcohol tastes better than the thought of you and her.
― 10 word story (L.V.K.)

(Source: milesfrom-my-hope)

yoshio-yoshida:

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

This.

absentions:

college: where you skip class to study for the class

(Source: absentions)

preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

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